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TV-14 CBS 4,576 min 2005 8.4
A father recounts to his children, through a series of flashbacks, the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to him meeting their mother.
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How I Met Your Mother Full Episodes
Aired: September 19th, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST
It's the year 2030 and an older Ted Mosby is telling the story to his son and daughter about how he met and will eventually marry their mother. This is where we meet for the first time Ted, Lily,...
Aired: September 26th, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST
In a desperate attempt for a second date, Ted invites Robin to a party he is throwing. However, she doesn't show up and he keeps throwing parties in the hopes she will finally arrive.
Aired: October 3rd, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life and ends up on a crazy adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
Aired: October 10th, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted's outlook on his continuing search for love is altered when he rediscovers a shirt that has not seen daylight in years. Meanwhile, Barney amuses himself by coaxing Robin into sacrificing her...
Aired: October 17th, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted and Barney start checking out the club scene with their friend Robin whereas Lily and Marshall try to participate in some more "grown-up" activities as they draw slowly nearer to their...
Aired: October 24th, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl dressed as a pumpkin who he met years ago. Meanwhile, Robin is dumped after driving her new boyfriend away with...
Aired: November 7th, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST
When a matchmaker with a 100% success rate turns Ted away because he is not compatible with any of the available women in her database, he is still determined that he is going to find his match....
Aired: November 14th, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST
As Lily becomes more of a permanent fixture in the apartment, Ted feels like he is being edged out of the mix by his engaged roomies. Petrified of being left alone and homeless, Ted tells Marshall...
Aired: November 21st, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted and Robin are surprised to run into Barney when they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving. Lily is on the brink of freaking out when she goes to Thanksgiving dinner at her future...
Aired: November 28th, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST
After being forced into knocking back 5 shots, so he will stop thinking, Ted goes on a partying rampage. The next morning he wakes up with a woman in his bed, but he does not know who it is. So he...
Aired: December 19th, 2005 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted rents a limo to take the gang out to sample five New Year's Eve parties in a quest to find the perfect celebration.
Aired: January 9th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST
Robin accepts Ted's invite to a friend's wedding, but thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.
Aired: January 23rd, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted finds a new woman at the wedding. They want to remember the evening so they don't exchange last names or numbers; but Ted takes a big fall when he tries to find out her name.
Aired: February 6th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST
After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.
Aired: February 27th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST
A mysterious tape arrives for Barney from one of his numerous ex-girlfriends, and the entire gang watches it. But, in order for them all to find out how she broke Barney's heart and made him into a...
Aired: March 6th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST
Things are going great with Ted and Victoria's relationship, but when Victoria is offered her dream job, the couple have to make serious relationship decisions. Meanwhile Marshall and Lily set out...
Aired: March 20th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST
Marshall interns at the corporation where Barney works and Lily finds that he is becoming a shallow jerk as he tries to fit in with his crude fratty coworkers. Meanwhile, Ted feels guilty when he...
Aired: April 10th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST
Robin, who is very lonely, asks Ted to come over to her apartment after 2 A.M., but he isn't sure if he wants to go as he has a phone call on the way over with his friends, and with Victoria on his...
Aired: April 24th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST
Robin is nominated to receive an award for a news report and everyone needs a date to take to the show. Barney introduces Ted to Mary as a date that Ted can take to the show. Originally Ted is...
Aired: May 1st, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST
Lily, Barney and Robin attend a high school prom to scout out a potential band for Lily and Marshall's wedding reception. In order to get in Lily and Robin pretend to be the dates of two kids who...
Aired: May 8th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST
When a matchmaking company calls Ted claiming they have found his soul mate, he is forced to postpone his date when Lily asks for his help.