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TV-14 CBS 4,576 min 2005 8.4
A father recounts to his children, through a series of flashbacks, the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to him meeting their mother.
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How I Met Your Mother Full Episodes
Aired: September 18th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST
The gang tries to help Marshall get over Lily, especially when he finds a credit card bill that leads to a hotel in New York City where some of her charges are listed.
Aired: September 25th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST
Barney works with Marshall on his bachelor skills, which include hitting on women. Lily is back from her venture. Robin helps her look for a new apartment but gets sick of hearing about San...
Aired: October 1st, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted's parents visit New York for their anniversary and he learns a family secret. Robin worries that they won't like her. Lily and Marshall try to adjust to the new format of their relationship now...
Aired: October 9th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST
After Ted and Robin's first big fight, Barney tries to convince Ted that being an architect is an easy in to picking up chicks. Lily and Robin start following his trail after discovering that Ted...
Aired: October 16th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST
Marshall tries to get used to being single in a world that is very coupled-oriented. Barney intended one-night-stand won't go away. Barney uses Lily to get out of his "horrifying" situation. Lily...
Aired: October 23rd, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST
Barney seduces Marshall's law professor in hopes of getting her to grade more leniently. Lily takes a job at Ted's office, where she promptly steals to teach Ted's boss a lesson.
Aired: November 6th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST
Marshall goes on his first real date post-breakup with Lily. Not only do Ted and Barney try to warn him that this girl has got the crazy eyes, but Lily decides to do everything she can to find out...
Aired: November 13th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST
Marshall and Lily drag the gang to Atlantic City to elope, and their quest to overcome the three-day wait for a marriage license crosses them with some Chinese gamblers, a ship captain, and a sexy...
Aired: November 20th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted and Barney discusses their viewpoints on knowing things about women. Barney thinks that the more you know the more likely you are to find a deal breaker. Ted wants to know the deal breakers...
Aired: November 27th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST
Barney's brother, James (Wayne Brady), visits and Robin, the only one in the group that has never met him, is suprised. But James has a surprise for Barney that he finds difficult to swallow.
Aired: December 11th, 2006 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted almost ruins Christmas for everyone when, still carrying around anger toward Lily, he calls her a horribly disgusting name. Robin tends to Barney while he has a cold.
Aired: January 8th, 2007 @ 7:00 PM CST
Robin wants to tell Ted that she loves him, but she can't tell him. Meanwhile, her sister visits and brings her boyfriend, and Robin doesn't know how to react when her sister says she's ready to...
Aired: January 22nd, 2007 @ 7:00 PM CST
When Ted is constantly insulted by his former boss, who is now working for him on a project, he is told to fire the man, but he finds that a hard thing to do. Meanwhile, Barney offers Lily a lot of...
Aired: February 5th, 2007 @ 7:00 PM CST
When a funeral conflicts with the Super Bowl, the gang vows to avoid hearing the score and watch it together on Monday. This proves difficult, as Marshall is threatened with the score by a boy in...
Aired: February 12th, 2007 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted can't seem to catch a flight to interview for his dream job and he and Robin contemplate why. The story unfolds backwards as they think about it they remember when Robin and Lily went hunting...
Aired: February 19th, 2007 @ 7:00 PM CST
Lily gets asked to play in an off-off-off-off-broadway play, and the gang shows up to support her. Ted and Robin get hung up on what each kept from their past relationships. Barney performs his...
Aired: February 26th, 2007 @ 7:00 PM CST
Marshall is all set to celebrate his beloved Fiero hitting the 200,000 mile mark but it stops. While the gang sits in the mechanic's garage and waits to hear what will happen to the vehicle they...
Aired: March 19th, 2007 @ 7:00 PM CST
Barney takes drastic measures to prevent Ted from moving into Robin's apartment. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are discovering the ups and downs of having the apartment to themselves. Barney...
Aired: April 9th, 2007 @ 7:00 PM CST
Robin attends Lily's bridal shower and finds the gift that she brought is out of place. Barney hires a stripper for Marshall's bachelor party.
Aired: April 20th, 2007 @ 7:00 PM CST
Thinking that Bob Barker may be his father, Barney is overjoyed to be a contestant on The Price is Right. Marshall and Lily try sleeping apart prior to the wedding.
Aired: May 7th, 2007 @ 7:00 PM CST
With everything going wrong on Lily and Marshall's wedding day, to everyone's surprise it's confirmed bachelor Barney who tries to fix it all.