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TV-14 CBS 4,576 min 2005 8.4
A father recounts to his children, through a series of flashbacks, the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to him meeting their mother.
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How I Met Your Mother Full Episodes
Aired: September 22nd, 2008 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted and Stella get engaged, but Ted soon learns that he doesn't know anything about her. Meanwhile, Barney confesses to Lily that he's in love with Robin.
Aired: September 29th, 2008 @ 7:00 PM CST
Marshall claims that he had the best hamburger in the world during his first week in New York City, but he forgot where the burger joint is located. The gang then hits the streets of Manhattan to...
Aired: October 6th, 2008 @ 7:00 PM CST
When Stella's babysitter cancels, a night out turns into the gang hanging out at her place, and Ted talks up New Jersey... until he learns Stella wants him to move there after marriage.
Aired: October 13th, 2008 @ 7:00 PM CST
When Ted is packing his stuff for his move to New Jersey, he discovers that the gang was going to hold an intervention for his engagement to Stella and demands they hold it anyway.
Aired: October 20th, 2008 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted and Stella move up their wedding date, but the wedding may not go off as planned after Ted breaks the "No Exes Rule" and invites Robin to come in from Japan for the wedding.
Aired: November 3rd, 2008 @ 7:00 PM CST
A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.
Aired: November 10th, 2008 @ 7:00 PM CST
Barney creates a holiday to celebrate not being a father. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall are considering having a baby, but Lily first wants advice from Ted and Robin.
Aired: November 17th, 2008 @ 7:00 PM CST
A birthday party for one of Lily's co-workers leads to Robin connecting with a group of single partiers known as the "Woo Girls". Ted presents a plan for Goliath National Bank's new HQ.
Aired: November 24th, 2008 @ 7:00 PM CST
The gang learns a new way to get their dates to sleep with them after Ted walks in on Robin's date sitting naked on the couch.
Aired: December 8th, 2008 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted (to prove he's not a milquetoast) and Barney (to impress Robin) pick a fight with a group of guys sitting in the gang's favorite booth at MacLaren's.
Aired: December 15th, 2008 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted tries to keep his irresponsible sister from hooking up with Barney during her trip to New York, and Robin starts hanging out with Marshall at a bar for Minnesotans, not telling them that she's...
Aired: January 12th, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted and Robin discover that sex with each other solve their fights as roommates, which makes Barney very jealous and angry. Meanwhile, Marshall reveals that he's too embarrassed to use the office...
Aired: January 19th, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST
Lily and Marshall try to continue their airport reunion tradition. Barney and Ted offer to keep MacLaren's open during a blizzard so they can meet up with some college girls.
Aired: February 2nd, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST
Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.
Aired: March 2nd, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST
The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.
Aired: March 9th, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST
Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.
Aired: March 16th, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted learns that not only did Lily plant another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, she has meddled in some of his other relationships as well.
Aired: March 23rd, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST
Marshall and Barney lie to keep Ted from finding out the headquarters he'd been hired to design for GNB has been cancelled.
Aired: March 30th, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST
When Barney learns Ted has a list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do, he sets out to do every task within 24 hours in order to prove Ted wrong.
Aired: April 13th, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted goes out on his own as an architect and hires an intern to help get things started, but the intern gets a little too close to others in the gang.
Aired: April 27th, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted breaks one of Barney and Marshall's relationship rules, texting a woman he recently met, so the pair play a joke on Ted by pretending to be the woman.
Aired: May 4th, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted ponders how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life; Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.
Aired: May 11th, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted is trying to find a new job, and when an old acquaintance tries to help nothing goes as planned. Barney tries to smooth talk his way out of a ticket.