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How I Met Your Mother

A father recounts to his children, through a series of flashbacks, the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to him meeting their mother.


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Genres: Comedy, Romance

Stars: Josh Radnor Jason Segel Cobie Smulders Neil Patrick Harris Alyson Hannigan

Creators: Carter Bays Craig Thomas

How I Met Your Mother Full Episodes

S5 E1: Definitions

Aired: September 21st, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST

After sharing a kiss at the beginning of the summer, Robin and Barney are unsure how to handle their mutual attraction. After some consideration they tell the gang they have decided to remain just...


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S5 E2: Double Date

Aired: September 28th, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST

Barney takes Marshall, and Robin to a strip club where they find a stripper who looks almost exactly like Lily. Meanwhile, Ted discovers he had been fixed up with the same woman, Jen seven years...


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S5 E3: Robin 101

Aired: October 5th, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST

When Robin fears that Barney is cheating on her, she soon discovers that he is spending his evenings with Ted learning everything there is to know on how to date her.


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S5 E4: The Sexless Innkeeper

Aired: October 12th, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST

Marshall and Lily want to hook up with Barney and Robin for double-dating and fun, but their desperate eagerness to please is a huge turn-off. Meanwhile, when a succession of girls come to his...


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S5 E5: Duel Citizenship

Aired: October 19th, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST

Barney tries his best hoping to convince Robin into becoming an American citizen, while Ted and Marshall's road trip takes an unexpected turn for the worst when Marshall invites Lily to come along.


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S5 E6: Bagpipes

Aired: November 2nd, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST

Even though they do their best in order to be the perfect couple, Barney's attitude of know-it-all lands him in trouble with Robin and they are forced to seek Marshall and Lily for advice.


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S5 E7: The Rough Patch

Aired: November 9th, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST

Lily comes up with a perfect plan to break up the relationship between Barney and Robin when they have a rough patch, but she needs help from Robin's famous friend, Alan Thicke, in order to make it...


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S5 E8: The Playbook

Aired: November 16th, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST

After his relationship with Robin ends, Barney dusts off his "playbook" to help him back into the dating scene


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S5 E9: Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap

Aired: November 23rd, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST

Barney freaks out when Marshall bequeaths a "slap bet" slap to Ted and Robin. Meanwhile, Lily's estranged father shows up for Thanksgiving.


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S5 E10: The Window

Aired: December 7th, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST

When a perfect girl finally shows up, the gang tries everything to help Ted, while Marshall takes action when he discovers a letter written by younger himself.


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S5 E11: Last Cigarette Ever

Aired: December 14th, 2009 @ 7:00 PM CST

When Marshall picks up smoking again, it prompts Lily, Ted and Barney, ex-smokers all, to succumb as well. Meanwhile, Robin gets a new co-anchor at her show...


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S5 E12: Girls Vs. Suits

Aired: January 11th, 2010 @ 7:00 PM CST

When Barney debates giving up wearing suits in order to land a hot bartender, his conflicted feelings lead to an amazingly awesome musical number. Meanwhile, Ted gets one step closer to meeting the...


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S5 E13: Jenkins

Aired: January 18th, 2010 @ 7:00 PM CST

When Lily refuses to believe that Jenkins, Marshall's attractive female colleague, kissed him, Marshall insists Jenkins tell Lily what really happened. Meanwhile, Robin finds out that a drinking...


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S5 E14: Perfect Week

Aired: February 1st, 2010 @ 7:00 PM CST

When Barney is about to complete the perfect week - landing seven different girls in seven days - the gang roots him on in order to forget about their own miserable week.


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S5 E15: Rabbit or Duck

Aired: February 8th, 2010 @ 7:00 PM CST

When Lily and Marshall forget to fix up Ted on a blind date for Valentine's Day, they use one of Barney's many discarded girls to see if they may become Ted's future wife.
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S5 E16: Hooked

Aired: March 1st, 2010 @ 7:00 PM CST

When the gang tries to convince Ted that he is being strung along by Tiffany, they reflect about relationships where each of them has been in the same situation.


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S5 E17: Of Course

Aired: March 8th, 2010 @ 7:00 PM CST

When Robin confesses that she is still angry with Barney for the way he handled their break-up, she enlists the help of Anita, a self-help author who plans to beat Barney at his own game.


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S5 E18: Say Cheese

Aired: March 22nd, 2010 @ 7:00 PM CST

When Ted ruins Lily's birthday dinner celebration by bringing a date, Lily goes to great lengths to keep her out of the traditional photo she takes every year of the gang.


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S5 E19: Zoo or False

Aired: April 12th, 2010 @ 7:00 PM CST

When Marshall gets mugged, Lily decides she wants to get a gun for protection, so Marshall comes up with a convoluted story about the mugging to deter Lily from following through.


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S5 E20: Home Wreckers

Aired: April 19th, 2010 @ 7:00 PM CST

When Ted attends his mother's wedding, he is extremely disturbed by her overly affectionate relationship with her fiancé, which forces him to think about his own life and make an impulsive decision.


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S5 E21: Twin Beds

Aired: May 3rd, 2010 @ 7:00 PM CST

When Ted and Barney jeopardize Robin's new relationship by professing their love for her, Robin realizes that she is finally over them. Meanwhile, after spending a weekend sleeping in twin beds,...


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S5 E22: Robots Vs. Wrestlers

Aired: May 10th, 2010 @ 7:00 PM CST

When Ted, Marshall, Lily and Barney crash a highfalutin party at a swanky New York apartment, Ted gets the chance to mingle with the snooty guests and show off his intellectual side.


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S5 E23: The Wedding Bride

Aired: May 17th, 2010 @ 7:00 PM CST

When Ted takes a date to see a new hit movie, "The Wedding Bride," he is shocked to learn the story is loosely based on his life, and that it was written by Tony, the man Stella left him for at the...


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S5 E24: Doppelgangers

Aired: May 24th, 2010 @ 7:00 PM CST

Marshall and Lily make a secret pact to start trying to have a baby if they ever finally see Barney's doppelganger. Meanwhile, Robin finally gets an offer for her dream job.


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