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How I Met Your Mother

A father recounts to his children, through a series of flashbacks, the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to him meeting their mother.


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Genres: Comedy, Romance

Stars: Josh Radnor Jason Segel Cobie Smulders Neil Patrick Harris Alyson Hannigan

Creators: Carter Bays Craig Thomas

How I Met Your Mother Full Episodes

S7 E1: The Best Man

Aired: September 19th, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST

While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy’s wedding, including when Marshall and Lily announced they are having a baby. Meanwhile, Robin considers...


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S7 E2: The Naked Truth

Aired: September 19th, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST

Marshall gets a great job offer that he fears may be scuttled by a social media background check. Ted needs a date for the Architects Ball.


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S7 E3: Ducky Tie

Aired: September 26th, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST

Barney faces having to wear Marshall's ducky tie if he loses a bet with him. Meanwhile, Ted hopes to apologize to an ex for cheating on her.


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S7 E4: The Stinson Missile Crisis

Aired: October 3rd, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST

After Robin assaults a girl who is out to ruin Barney's relationship, she is forced to begin court-mandated therapy sessions. Meanwhile, Ted gets too involved in Lily's pregnancy.


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S7 E5: Field Trip

Aired: October 10th, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST

Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company. Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.


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S7 E6: Mystery Vs. History

Aired: October 17th, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST

When Ted goes on a date without researching the girl on the Internet, the gang interferes, showing Kevin that they are too into each other's business. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall come to terms...


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S7 E7: Noretta

Aired: October 24th, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST

The gang begins to realize their romantic partner reminds them of one of their parents. Meanwhile, Barney and Nora's planned romantic evening is ruined by a string of bad events.


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S7 E8: The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

Aired: October 31st, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST

Ted finally meets his mystery girl in the Slutty Pumpkin costume. Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part Canadian, and Lily has pregnancy brain.


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S7 E9: Disaster Averted

Aired: November 7th, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST

While the gang reminisces about Hurricane Irene, Barney tries to cut a deal with Marshall and Lily to get out of wearing the Ducky Tie.


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S7 E10: Tick Tick Tick

Aired: November 14th, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST

Barney and Robin find themselves in an uncomfortable situation when they hide a secret from their significant others. Meanwhile, Marshall, Lily and Ted attend a concert.


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S7 E11: The Rebound Girl

Aired: November 21st, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST

Ted and Barney discuss making a life-changing decision together, and Robin tries to discourage Marshall and Lily from moving to Long Island.


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S7 E12: Symphony of Illumination

Aired: December 5th, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST

Robin receives bad news and decides to hide it from the gang. Marshall hangs Christmas decorations in his house in the suburbs with some help from his neighbor.


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S7 E13: Tailgate

Aired: January 2nd, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST

After celebrating New Year's Eve, Marshall visits his father's graveside to carry on their tradition of tailgating. Meanwhile, Barney and Ted open a bar called "Puzzles," and Robin is forced to...


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S7 E14: 46 Minutes

Aired: January 16th, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST

Lily and Marshall officially move to the suburbs and realize that Lily's bossy father refuses to move out of their house. Meanwhile, the gang adjusts to them moving by going to a strip club.


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S7 E15: The Burning Beekeeper

Aired: February 6th, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST

Lily asks for her father's help when she and Marshall decide to throw a housewarming party. Marshall's boss gets under Ted's skin and the two nearly come to blows, and Barney puts the moves on a...


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S7 E16: The Drunk Train

Aired: February 13th, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST

Lily and Marshall invite Robin and Kevin on a Valentine's Day trip to Vermont. Kevin and Robin use the trip to talk about taking their relationship to the next level. Meanwhile, Barney realizes he...


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S7 E17: No Pressure

Aired: February 20th, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST

When Robin breaks up with Kevin, Ted confesses his feelings to her. Meanwhile, Barney is on a mission to find something private of Marshall and Lily’s.


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S7 E18: Karma

Aired: February 27th, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST

Barney continues his pursuit of Quinn. Ted has to deal with Robin's old room, while Robin gets a taste of suburban life from Marshall and Lily.


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S7 E19: The Broath

Aired: March 19th, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST

The gang tries to break up Barney and Quinn after learning they plan on moving in together, leaving Robin and Ted to fight over who deserves to sublet her apartment.


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S7 E20: Trilogy Time

Aired: April 9th, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST

Ted, Marshall and Barney embark on another "trilogy time", where they get together every three years to watch the "Star Wars" trilogy and envision what their lives will be like in another three...


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S7 E21: Now We're Even

Aired: April 16th, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST

Although Ted is happy with living alone at his new apartment, Barney tries to convince him about going out every night. Lily has a naughty dream about someone other than Marshall. Robin finally...


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S7 E22: Good Crazy

Aired: April 30th, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST

Marshall panics when a baby shower indicates that the birth is close at hand and accidentally takes a road trip with Barney. Ted hallucinates seeing Robin while trying to get over her and decides...


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S7 E23: The Magician's Code: Part One

Aired: May 14th, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST

When Lily goes into labor, Ted and Robin distract her by telling her stories while Marshall hurries back from Atlantic City.


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S7 E24: The Magician's Code: Part Two

Aired: May 14th, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST

Ted is conflicted when Victoria approaches him on her wedding day and asks him to elope. Meanwhile, Barney and Quinn are arrested by airport security while on the way to Hawaii when Barney refuses...


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