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TV-14 CBS 4,576 min 2005 8.4
A father recounts to his children, through a series of flashbacks, the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to him meeting their mother.
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How I Met Your Mother Full Episodes
Aired: September 19th, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST
While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy’s wedding, including when Marshall and Lily announced they are having a baby. Meanwhile, Robin considers...
Aired: September 19th, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST
Marshall gets a great job offer that he fears may be scuttled by a social media background check. Ted needs a date for the Architects Ball.
Aired: September 26th, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST
Barney faces having to wear Marshall's ducky tie if he loses a bet with him. Meanwhile, Ted hopes to apologize to an ex for cheating on her.
Aired: October 3rd, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST
After Robin assaults a girl who is out to ruin Barney's relationship, she is forced to begin court-mandated therapy sessions. Meanwhile, Ted gets too involved in Lily's pregnancy.
Aired: October 10th, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST
Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company. Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.
Aired: October 17th, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST
When Ted goes on a date without researching the girl on the Internet, the gang interferes, showing Kevin that they are too into each other's business. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall come to terms...
Aired: October 24th, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST
The gang begins to realize their romantic partner reminds them of one of their parents. Meanwhile, Barney and Nora's planned romantic evening is ruined by a string of bad events.
Aired: October 31st, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted finally meets his mystery girl in the Slutty Pumpkin costume. Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part Canadian, and Lily has pregnancy brain.
Aired: November 7th, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST
While the gang reminisces about Hurricane Irene, Barney tries to cut a deal with Marshall and Lily to get out of wearing the Ducky Tie.
Aired: November 14th, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST
Barney and Robin find themselves in an uncomfortable situation when they hide a secret from their significant others. Meanwhile, Marshall, Lily and Ted attend a concert.
Aired: November 21st, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted and Barney discuss making a life-changing decision together, and Robin tries to discourage Marshall and Lily from moving to Long Island.
Aired: December 5th, 2011 @ 7:00 PM CST
Robin receives bad news and decides to hide it from the gang. Marshall hangs Christmas decorations in his house in the suburbs with some help from his neighbor.
Aired: January 2nd, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST
After celebrating New Year's Eve, Marshall visits his father's graveside to carry on their tradition of tailgating. Meanwhile, Barney and Ted open a bar called "Puzzles," and Robin is forced to...
Aired: January 16th, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST
Lily and Marshall officially move to the suburbs and realize that Lily's bossy father refuses to move out of their house. Meanwhile, the gang adjusts to them moving by going to a strip club.
Aired: February 6th, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST
Lily asks for her father's help when she and Marshall decide to throw a housewarming party. Marshall's boss gets under Ted's skin and the two nearly come to blows, and Barney puts the moves on a...
Aired: February 13th, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST
Lily and Marshall invite Robin and Kevin on a Valentine's Day trip to Vermont. Kevin and Robin use the trip to talk about taking their relationship to the next level. Meanwhile, Barney realizes he...
Aired: February 20th, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST
When Robin breaks up with Kevin, Ted confesses his feelings to her. Meanwhile, Barney is on a mission to find something private of Marshall and Lily’s.
Aired: February 27th, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST
Barney continues his pursuit of Quinn. Ted has to deal with Robin's old room, while Robin gets a taste of suburban life from Marshall and Lily.
Aired: March 19th, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST
The gang tries to break up Barney and Quinn after learning they plan on moving in together, leaving Robin and Ted to fight over who deserves to sublet her apartment.
Aired: April 9th, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST
Ted, Marshall and Barney embark on another "trilogy time", where they get together every three years to watch the "Star Wars" trilogy and envision what their lives will be like in another three...
Aired: April 16th, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST
Although Ted is happy with living alone at his new apartment, Barney tries to convince him about going out every night. Lily has a naughty dream about someone other than Marshall. Robin finally...
Aired: April 30th, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST
Marshall panics when a baby shower indicates that the birth is close at hand and accidentally takes a road trip with Barney. Ted hallucinates seeing Robin while trying to get over her and decides...
Aired: May 14th, 2012 @ 7:00 PM CST
When Lily goes into labor, Ted and Robin distract her by telling her stories while Marshall hurries back from Atlantic City.