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TV-14 CBS 22m 2003 7.1
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Two and a Half Men Full Episodes
Aired: September 22nd, 2003 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
Aired: September 29th, 2003 @ 8:00 PM CST
While spending time with Jake, Charlie finds it hard to enforce rules that Alan has set out for him. It gets to the point were Jake lures a flock of sea gulls into his room, and Charlie gets very...
Aired: October 6th, 2003 @ 8:00 PM CST
After spending a day at Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to his mothers' house, to have her take care of him. This sends Alan into a state of misery, as he realizes he's losing his wife,...
Aired: October 13th, 2003 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie is very unhappy with his housekeepers' decision to quit, after she experiences Alan's demanding ways. Alan then offers to take on the role of housekeeper, but this situation doesn't work at...
Aired: October 20th, 2003 @ 8:00 PM CST
After spending a night in Las Vegas, Charlie decides to live up to his promise that he made to Jake about attending his soccer game. During the game, Charlie sets up a play-date with an unattached...
Aired: October 27th, 2003 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie tries to teach Jake to avoid certain calls that Charlie doesn't want to deal with, like his mother (Evelyn) for one. Evelyn gets so frustrated with not being able to talk to Charlie, that...
Aired: November 3rd, 2003 @ 8:00 PM CST
Judith gets worried when, for a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who is in the habit of walking around his place half naked. Then Alan...
Aired: November 10th, 2003 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
Aired: November 17th, 2003 @ 8:00 PM CST
After meeting Wendy, a one-night stand of Charlies, Jake befriends her. Charlie doesn't like this situation, as he believes Wendy is using Jake to further their relationship, and he has no...
Aired: November 24th, 2003 @ 8:00 PM CST
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner
Aired: December 15th, 2003 @ 8:00 PM CST
While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think Alan is as cool as Judith; prompts Alan to...
Aired: January 5th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.
Aired: January 12th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie finally gets a chance for a double date with a hot neighbor, who is out for revenge on her cheating husband, and her sister who's a hot soap opera actress, and needs Alan to come along....
Aired: February 2nd, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
Stan, Charlie's accountant, tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him.
Aired: February 9th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie.
Aired: February 16th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
Aired: February 23rd, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
Aired: March 1st, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
Aired: March 22nd, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
Aired: April 19th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parent's divorce, after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing. So she suggests that they send Jake to a...
Aired: May 3rd, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.
Aired: May 10th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist.
Aired: May 17th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.