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Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.


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Genres: Comedy, Romance

Stars: Jon Cryer Angus T. Jones Conchata Ferrell Charlie Sheen

Creators: Lee Aronsohn Chuck Lorre

Two and a Half Men Full Episodes

S10 E1: I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Aired: September 27th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST

Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.


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S10 E2: A Big Bag of Dog

Aired: October 4th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST

Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.


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S10 E3: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Aired: October 11th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST

Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.


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S10 E4: You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

Aired: October 18th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST

A friend's visiting daughter makes Walden feel his age.


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S10 E5: That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

Aired: October 25th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST

Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose.


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S10 E6: Ferrets, Attack

Aired: November 1st, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.


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S10 E7: Avoid the Chinese Mustard

Aired: November 8th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.


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S10 E8: Something My Gynecologist Said

Aired: November 15th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.


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S10 E9: I Scream When I Pee

Aired: November 29th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.


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S10 E10: One Nut Johnson

Aired: December 6th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.


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S10 E11: Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Aired: December 13th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.


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S10 E12: Welcome to Alancrest

Aired: January 3rd, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.


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S10 E13: Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Aired: January 10th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.


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S10 E14: Run, Steven Staven! Run!

Aired: January 31st, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.


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S10 E15: Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

Aired: February 7th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.


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S10 E16: Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Aired: February 14th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.


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S10 E17: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

Aired: February 21st, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.


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S10 E18: The 9:04 from Pemberton

Aired: March 7th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.


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S10 E19:

Aired: March 14th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.


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S10 E20: Bazinga! That's from a TV Show

Aired: April 4th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.


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S10 E21: Another Night with Neil Diamond

Aired: April 25th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.


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S10 E22: My Bodacious Vidalia

Aired: May 2nd, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.


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S10 E23: Cows, Prepare to be Tipped

Aired: May 9th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.


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