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TV-14 CBS 22m 2003 7.1
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Two and a Half Men Full Episodes
Aired: September 27th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.
Aired: October 4th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.
Aired: October 11th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.
Aired: October 18th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
A friend's visiting daughter makes Walden feel his age.
Aired: October 25th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose.
Aired: November 1st, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
Aired: November 8th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
Aired: November 15th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
Aired: November 29th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
Aired: December 6th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
Aired: December 13th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
Aired: January 3rd, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
Aired: January 10th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
Aired: January 31st, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
Aired: February 7th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
Aired: February 14th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
Aired: February 21st, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
Aired: March 7th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
Aired: March 14th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
Aired: April 4th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
Aired: April 25th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
Aired: May 2nd, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.