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TV-14 CBS 22m 2003 7.1
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Two and a Half Men Full Episodes
Aired: September 26th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
Aired: October 3rd, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
Aired: October 10th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST
When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.
Aired: October 17th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST
Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.
Aired: October 24th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
Aired: November 7th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.
Aired: November 14th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST
Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.
Aired: November 21st, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST
When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.
Aired: December 5th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST
Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.
Aired: December 12th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
Aired: January 2nd, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST
Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).
Aired: January 9th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
Aired: January 30th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST
Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
Aired: February 6th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
Aired: February 27th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
Aired: March 6th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
Aired: March 13th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
Aired: April 3rd, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST
Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.
Aired: April 10th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
Aired: April 24th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
Aired: May 1st, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST
Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.