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Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.


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Genres: Comedy, Romance

Stars: Jon Cryer Angus T. Jones Conchata Ferrell Charlie Sheen

Creators: Lee Aronsohn Chuck Lorre

Two and a Half Men Full Episodes

S11 E1: Nangnangnangnang

Aired: September 26th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.


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S11 E2: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Aired: October 3rd, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).


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S11 E3: This Unblessed Biscuit

Aired: October 10th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.


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S11 E4: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Aired: October 17th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.


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S11 E5: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

Aired: October 24th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.


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S11 E6: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

Aired: November 7th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.


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S11 E7: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

Aired: November 14th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.


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S11 E8: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

Aired: November 21st, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.


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S11 E9: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Aired: December 5th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.


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S11 E10: On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!

Aired: December 12th, 2013 @ 8:00 PM CST

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.


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S11 E11: Tazed In the Lady Nuts

Aired: January 2nd, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST

Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).


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S11 E12: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Aired: January 9th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST

Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.


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S11 E13: Bite Me, Supreme Court

Aired: January 30th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST

Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.


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S11 E14: Three Fingers of Creme De Menthe

Aired: February 6th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.


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S11 E15: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Aired: February 27th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.


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S11 E16: How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Aired: March 6th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).


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S11 E17: Welcome Home, Jake

Aired: March 13th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST

Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.


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S11 E18: West Side Story

Aired: April 3rd, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST

Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.


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S11 E19: Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

Aired: April 10th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST

After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).


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S11 E20: Lotta Delis In Little Armenia

Aired: April 24th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.


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S11 E21: Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot

Aired: May 1st, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST

Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.


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S11 E22: Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Aired: May 8th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.


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