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Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.


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Genres: Comedy, Romance

Stars: Jon Cryer Angus T. Jones Conchata Ferrell Charlie Sheen

Creators: Lee Aronsohn Chuck Lorre

Two and a Half Men Full Episodes

S12 E1: The Ol' Mexican Spinach

Aired: October 30th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST

Following a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan's help.


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S12 E2: A Chic Bar in Ibiza

Aired: November 6th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST

When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nup, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married.


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S12 E3: Glamping in a Yurt

Aired: November 13th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.


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S12 E4: Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

Aired: November 20th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.


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S12 E5: Oontz, Oontz, Oontz

Aired: November 27th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST

Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.


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S12 E6: Alan Shot a Little Girl

Aired: December 4th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.


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S12 E7: Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

Aired: December 11th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.


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S12 E8: Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

Aired: December 18th, 2014 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.


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S12 E9: Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Aired: January 8th, 2015 @ 8:00 PM CST

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.


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S12 E10: Here I Come, Pants!

Aired: January 15th, 2015 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.


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S12 E11: For Whom the Booty Calls

Aired: January 22nd, 2015 @ 8:00 PM CST

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.


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S12 E12: A Beer Battered Rip-Off

Aired: January 29th, 2015 @ 8:00 PM CST

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.


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S12 E13: Boompa Loved His Hookers

Aired: February 5th, 2015 @ 8:00 PM CST

Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.


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S12 E14: Don’t Give a Monkey a Gun

Aired: February 12th, 2015 @ 8:00 PM CST

After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.


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S12 E15: Of Course He's Dead (1)

Aired: February 19th, 2015 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?


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S12 E16: Of Course He's Dead (2)

Aired: February 20th, 2015 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?


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