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TV-14 CBS 22m 2003 7.1
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Two and a Half Men Full Episodes
Aired: September 20th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
Aired: September 27th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
Aired: October 4th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.
Aired: October 11th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince, because she...
Aired: October 18th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.
Aired: October 25th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
Aired: November 8th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
Aired: November 15th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to...
Aired: November 22nd, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that she broke up with her husband, and now has...
Aired: November 29th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. While Alan finds out more about Rose...
Aired: December 13th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST
After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all...
Aired: January 3rd, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.
Aired: January 17th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Charlie isn't...
Aired: January 31st, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan...
Aired: February 7th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.
Aired: February 14th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds...
Aired: February 21st, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only problem is that he has a history with her...
Aired: March 7th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and...
Aired: March 21st, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her out. The...
Aired: April 18th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.
Aired: May 2nd, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a ""dead guy"". Charlie is excited by...
Aired: May 9th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date...
Aired: May 16th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off...