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TV-14 CBS 22m 2003 7.1

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Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.


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Genres: Comedy, Romance

Stars: Jon Cryer Angus T. Jones Conchata Ferrell Charlie Sheen

Creators: Lee Aronsohn Chuck Lorre

Two and a Half Men Full Episodes

S2 E1: Back Off, Mary Poppins

Aired: September 20th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.


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S2 E2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Aired: September 27th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.


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S2 E3: A Bag Full of Jawea

Aired: October 4th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.


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S2 E4: Go Get Mommy's Bra

Aired: October 11th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST

Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince, because she...


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S2 E5: Bad News from the Clinic?

Aired: October 18th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.


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S2 E6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Aired: October 25th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.


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S2 E7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Aired: November 8th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.


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S2 E8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Aired: November 15th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to...


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S2 E9: Yes, Monsignor

Aired: November 22nd, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that she broke up with her husband, and now has...


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S2 E10: The Salmon Under My Sweater

Aired: November 29th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. While Alan finds out more about Rose...


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S2 E11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Aired: December 13th, 2004 @ 8:00 PM CST

After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all...


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S2 E12: A Lungful of Alan

Aired: January 3rd, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.


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S2 E13: Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

Aired: January 17th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST

After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Charlie isn't...


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S2 E14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

Aired: January 31st, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST

The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan...


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S2 E15: Smell the Umbrella Stand

Aired: February 7th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.


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S2 E16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

Aired: February 14th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST

When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds...


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S2 E17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

Aired: February 21st, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST

After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only problem is that he has a history with her...


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S2 E18: It Was 'Mame', Mom

Aired: March 7th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and...


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S2 E19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Aired: March 21st, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST

After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her out. The...


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S2 E20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Aired: April 18th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST

Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.


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S2 E21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Aired: May 2nd, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a ""dead guy"". Charlie is excited by...


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S2 E22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Aired: May 9th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST

Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date...


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S2 E23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Aired: May 16th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST

Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off...


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S2 E24: Does This Smell Funny to You?

Aired: May 23rd, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.


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