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TV-14 CBS 22m 2003 7.1
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Two and a Half Men Full Episodes
Aired: September 19th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.
Aired: September 26th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling...
Aired: October 3rd, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to interfere - but Alan...
Aired: October 10th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them
Aired: October 17th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.
Aired: October 24th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
Aired: November 7th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father (Martin Sheen), comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when...
Aired: November 14th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.
Aired: November 21st, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.
Aired: November 28th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.
Aired: December 19th, 2005 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
Aired: January 9th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
Aired: January 23rd, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
Aired: February 6th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
Aired: February 27th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is...
Aired: March 6th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
Aired: March 13th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship...
Aired: March 20th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in...
Aired: April 10th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the...
Aired: April 24th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
Aired: May 1st, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of...
Aired: May 8th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl...
Aired: May 15th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the...