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TV-14 CBS 22m 2003 7.1
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Two and a Half Men Full Episodes
Aired: September 18th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.
Aired: September 25th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbour.
Aired: October 2nd, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.
Aired: October 9th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.
Aired: October 16th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage may be derailed due to Jake’s...
Aired: October 23rd, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.
Aired: October 30th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Berta's daughter, Naomi, is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby’s father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.
Aired: November 13th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch), who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through...
Aired: November 20th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.
Aired: November 27th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
Aired: December 11th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.
Aired: January 8th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).
Aired: January 22nd, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
Aired: February 5th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (Brooke Shields)..
Aired: February 12th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.
Aired: February 19th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".
Aired: February 26th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend’s funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries...
Aired: March 19th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.
Aired: April 9th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.
Aired: April 16th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.
Aired: April 23rd, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.
Aired: April 30th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.
Aired: May 7th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.