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Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.


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Genres: Comedy, Romance

Stars: Jon Cryer Angus T. Jones Conchata Ferrell Charlie Sheen

Creators: Lee Aronsohn Chuck Lorre

Two and a Half Men Full Episodes

S4 E1: Working for Caligula

Aired: September 18th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.


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S4 E2: Who's Vod Kanockers?

Aired: September 25th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbour.


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S4 E3: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

Aired: October 2nd, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.



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S4 E4: A Pot Smoking Monkey

Aired: October 9th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.


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S4 E5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Aired: October 16th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage may be derailed due to Jake’s...


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S4 E6: Apologies for the Frivolity

Aired: October 23rd, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.


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S4 E7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Aired: October 30th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST

Berta's daughter, Naomi, is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby’s father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.


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S4 E8: Release the Dogs

Aired: November 13th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch), who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through...


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S4 E9: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Aired: November 20th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.


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S4 E10: Kissing Abe Lincoln

Aired: November 27th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.


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S4 E11: Walnuts and Demerol

Aired: December 11th, 2006 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.


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S4 E12: Castrating Sheep in Montana

Aired: January 8th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).


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S4 E13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer

Aired: January 22nd, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.


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S4 E14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Aired: February 5th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (Brooke Shields)..


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S4 E15: My Damn Stalker

Aired: February 12th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.


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S4 E16: Young People Have Phlegm Too

Aired: February 19th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".


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S4 E17: I Merely Slept with a Commie

Aired: February 26th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend’s funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries...


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S4 E18: It Never Rains in Hooterville

Aired: March 19th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.


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S4 E19: Smooth as a Ken Doll

Aired: April 9th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.


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S4 E20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Aired: April 16th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.


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S4 E21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Aired: April 23rd, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.


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S4 E22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Aired: April 30th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.


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S4 E23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin

Aired: May 7th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.


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S4 E24: Prostitutes and Gelato

Aired: May 14th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual 'daddy issues'


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