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Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.


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Genres: Comedy, Romance

Stars: Jon Cryer Angus T. Jones Conchata Ferrell Charlie Sheen

Creators: Lee Aronsohn Chuck Lorre

Two and a Half Men Full Episodes

S5 E1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Aired: September 24th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.


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S5 E2: Media Room Slash Dungeon

Aired: October 1st, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.


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S5 E3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Aired: October 8th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Alan's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date...


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S5 E4: City of Great Racks

Aired: October 15th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.


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S5 E5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Aired: October 22nd, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.


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S5 E6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Aired: October 29th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.


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S5 E7: The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Aired: November 5th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.


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S5 E8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Aired: November 12th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.


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S5 E9: Tight's Good

Aired: November 19th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.


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S5 E10: Kinda Like Necrophilia

Aired: November 26th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.


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S5 E11: Meander to Your Dander

Aired: March 17th, 2008 @ 8:00 PM CST

When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.


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S5 E12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Aired: March 24th, 2008 @ 8:00 PM CST

Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.


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S5 E13: The Soil Is Moist

Aired: March 31st, 2008 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.


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S5 E14: Winky-Dink Time

Aired: April 14th, 2008 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.


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S5 E15: Rough Night In Hump Junction

Aired: April 21st, 2008 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.


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S5 E16: Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Aired: April 28th, 2008 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.


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S5 E17: Fish in a Drawer

Aired: May 5th, 2008 @ 8:00 PM CST

CSI's investigate a death at Charlie's house.


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S5 E18: If My Hole Could Talk

Aired: May 12th, 2008 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.


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S5 E19: Waiting for the Right Snapper

Aired: May 19th, 2008 @ 8:00 PM CST

When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.


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