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TV-14 CBS 22m 2003 7.1
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Two and a Half Men Full Episodes
Aired: September 24th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
Aired: October 1st, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
Aired: October 8th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Alan's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date...
Aired: October 15th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
Aired: October 22nd, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
Aired: October 29th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
Aired: November 5th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
Aired: November 12th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
Aired: November 19th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
Aired: November 26th, 2007 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
Aired: March 17th, 2008 @ 8:00 PM CST
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
Aired: March 24th, 2008 @ 8:00 PM CST
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
Aired: March 31st, 2008 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
Aired: April 14th, 2008 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
Aired: April 21st, 2008 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
Aired: April 28th, 2008 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
Aired: May 5th, 2008 @ 8:00 PM CST
CSI's investigate a death at Charlie's house.
Aired: May 12th, 2008 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.