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TV-14 CBS 22m 2003 7.1
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Two and a Half Men Full Episodes
Aired: September 21st, 2009 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
Aired: September 28th, 2009 @ 8:00 PM CST
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
Aired: October 5th, 2009 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
Aired: October 12th, 2009 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
Aired: October 19th, 2009 @ 8:00 PM CST
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
Aired: November 2nd, 2009 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
Aired: November 9th, 2009 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
Aired: November 16th, 2009 @ 8:00 PM CST
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
Aired: November 23rd, 2009 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
Aired: December 7th, 2009 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
Aired: December 14th, 2009 @ 8:00 PM CST
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, whose girlfriend is away for Christmas.
Aired: January 11th, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
Aired: January 18th, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
Aired: February 1st, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
Aired: February 8th, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST
Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
Aired: March 1st, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
Aired: March 8th, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
Aired: March 22nd, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
Aired: April 12th, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
Aired: May 10th, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
Aired: May 17th, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.