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TV-14 CBS 22m 2003 7.1

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Two and a Half Men

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.


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Genres: Comedy, Romance

Stars: Jon Cryer Angus T. Jones Conchata Ferrell Charlie Sheen

Creators: Lee Aronsohn Chuck Lorre

Two and a Half Men Full Episodes

S8 E1: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Aired: September 20th, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST

When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.


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S8 E2: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

Aired: September 27th, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.


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S8 E3: A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Aired: October 4th, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.


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S8 E4: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Aired: October 11th, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.


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S8 E5: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Aired: October 18th, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.


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S8 E6: Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Aired: October 25th, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.


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S8 E7: The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Aired: November 1st, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.


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S8 E8: Springtime on a Stick

Aired: November 8th, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST

Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.


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S8 E9: A Good Time in Central Africa

Aired: November 15th, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST

When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.


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S8 E10: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Aired: November 22nd, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST

When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.


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S8 E11: Dead from the Waist Down

Aired: December 6th, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.


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S8 E12: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Aired: December 13th, 2010 @ 8:00 PM CST

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).


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S8 E13: Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup

Aired: January 3rd, 2011 @ 8:00 PM CST

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.


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S8 E14: Lookin' for Japanese Subs

Aired: January 17th, 2011 @ 8:00 PM CST

Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.


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S8 E15: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

Aired: February 7th, 2011 @ 8:00 PM CST

While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.


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S8 E16: That Darn Priest

Aired: February 14th, 2011 @ 8:00 PM CST

Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.


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