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TV-14 CBS 22m 2003 7.1
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Two and a Half Men Full Episodes
Aired: September 19th, 2011 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
Aired: September 26th, 2011 @ 8:00 PM CST
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
Aired: October 3rd, 2011 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
Aired: October 10th, 2011 @ 8:00 PM CST
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
Aired: October 17th, 2011 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
Aired: October 24th, 2011 @ 8:00 PM CST
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
Aired: October 31st, 2011 @ 8:00 PM CST
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
Aired: November 7th, 2011 @ 8:00 PM CST
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
Aired: November 14th, 2011 @ 8:00 PM CST
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
Aired: November 21st, 2011 @ 8:00 PM CST
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
Aired: December 5th, 2011 @ 8:00 PM CST
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
Aired: December 12th, 2011 @ 8:00 PM CST
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
Aired: January 2nd, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
Aired: January 16th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
Aired: February 6th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
Aired: February 13th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.
Aired: February 20th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.
Aired: February 27th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
Aired: March 19th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
Aired: April 9th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
Aired: April 16th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.
Aired: April 30th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
Aired: May 7th, 2012 @ 8:00 PM CST
Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.